Light bulb jokes I wrote today…

Q. How many crack whores does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, but her pimp has to slap the shit out of her before she’ll do it right. Q. How many Bush Administrators does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two: one to contract the job out to Halliburton and one to change the terror-alert status to ‘dark.’

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