Archive for January, 2008

Opening paragraph to a book…

January 11, 2008

Her breasts were enormous, each pointing their own direction, neither the same as hers. They were like the gangs in “Westside Story,” you couldn’t get ’em together without a fight.


Joke o’ the week… that I made up

January 11, 2008

I was going broke paying for tans… so I got a tattoo that looks like a tan.

britanney spears… today…

January 8, 2008

They took her kids away and now they’re testing ’em for drug… She doesn’t care. She’s pregnant again. She can make ’em as fast as they can take ’em away. Does she think she’s beating the system?