Ever wondered what happens to those leased beauties after the lease runs out?
Find out the shocking truth in “The Fleet Kings!”
Discover the disquieting revelations of car dealer fleet salesmen — they’ll make you laugh, they’ll make you cry, they’ll make you take a test drive… If you dare!
It’s about cars, guns, chicks, and more money wasted on one celluloid stink bomb than you’ll earn in your entire life… Unless… you’re one of “The Fleet Kings.”
See them sell cars below Kelly Blue Book. See used cars treated as chattel. See men slide their sweaty palms over the sleek lines of previously owed automobiles.
See Keanu Reeves flex. See his new watch. See his nice haircut.
See overpaid actors grimace while Reeves acts wooden–again–but looks great doing it! See scantily clad women grimace while Reeves acts wooden–again. See some guy with only one name grimace while Reeves acts wooden–again. See a guy who has “the” as a part of his name… but is not a wrestler or Cedric.
Filmed in patented “ink-o-vision” by famed artist Ralph Steadman.
Before you ever buy another car, See “The Fleet Kings.”
This film is rated IQ… No one with a triple digit IQ permitted without an accountant.
Tags: Keanu Reeves, Movies
